Allergic to the Great Wall, the Forbidden Palace, and Other Tourist Attractions by Lenore Look

Author:Lenore Look [Look, Lenore]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 978-0-449-81986-9
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2014-08-04T16:00:00+00:00

“That’s him,” Bean Sprout hissed, pointing to the portrait. “That’s the mummy.”

I stopped dead in my tracks.

Ooomph!

I bit the dust.

Birds twittered.

Stars spun.

Then little hands peeled me off the ground. It was Bean Sprout and Anibelly.

“AlvinAlvin,” one of them sang. “Yougottakeepmovingorthey’llmowyourightover.”

“Lalalalalalala,” sang the other. “Lalalalalalalala.”

Oooh. They really fried my dumpling.

Normally, stopping dead in my tracks in Concord, Massachusetts, which is hard to spell, and where there are also lots of tourists, is no problem. But stopping dead in my tracks in front of the Go-to-Heaven-and-Rest-in-Peace Gate was the wrong thing to do.

So right there and then I learned the rules.

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